Spooking: A Conversation with my Horse

Hwin: I'm working. I'm working. Going along. Coming to the end of the arena. WTF IS THAT!?!

Me: What? I didn't see or hear anything

Hwin: That! Over there! It's still there. How do you not see it? I think we should go back to the barn now. That's where everybody else is.

Me: We aren't going back to the barn. We just have to work through it. And anyway, I still don't see it.

Hwin: Work through it? But we are going to die!! Look, I'll stop and point at it.

Me: I don't see anything behind the tree line on the other side of the field.

Hwin: Not that tree line, the further tree line.

Me: You mean the cow?

Hwin: I don't know what you are talking about. I know cows, but I do see a monster shaped blob that is moving in this direction. I really think we should go before it is too late.

Me: There is a fence between us. It won't come over here. Trust me.

Hwin: It's not that I don't trust you, but I don't see a fence and it's definitely coming this way!!

Me: Whatever, let's keep working.

Hwin: OK, fine, but if it comes to kill us, remember, I can run faster than you...